Official seal of the Department of Bad Decisions
Department of Bad Decisions
European Union Desk · Public Records Office
FILE NO. DBD-EU-ARCHIVE
THEY RUN EUROPE.
WE PAY.
Department of Bad Decisions
European Union Desk

They run Europe.
We pay.

Power. Money. Connections. Properly filed.

We keep the receipts.

John, The Clerk of the Department of Bad Decisions.
FIG. 1 · John, The Clerk · on duty, regrettably
European Union Desk
The money, the power, the connections, the investigations, and what happened after the headlines stopped. Public facts. John keeps the receipts.
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Meet John, the Clerk

One character. One face. One visual identity.
John, The Clerk
John · The Clerk

John reads the paperwork. John checks the receipts. John follows the connections. John does not make criminal findings; courts and investigators do that.

He regrets opening the first file. Unfortunately, the regulations require him to continue.

His responsibilities include: receive, review, regret, stamp. Approved

Bad Decision of the Day

“We needed a study to understand we needed a study.”

REF: BD-0126 Approved

Office of Questionable Financial Decisions · $DBD

After years of documenting poor financial judgement, the Department decided to participate. Pre-launch.
PUBLIC NOTICE
Notice to the Public
POSTED BY ORDER
OF THE DEPARTMENT

The Department does not recommend purchasing meme coins.
Unfortunately, the Department is preparing to issue one.

FORM DBD-001
Official Token Record
CLASSIFICATION: PUBLIC
DEPARTMENT STATUS: QUESTIONABLE
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Public Records

Don't trust us. Verify us.
FORM DBD-002
Project Record
CLASSIFICATION: PUBLIC
ProjectDepartment of Bad Decisions
Token$DBD
StatusPre-Launch
NetworkSolana
Official MintNot Yet Issued

Official wallets

Loading public wallet addresses from the canonical record…

Public addresses only. No balances shown. Open each on Solscan to inspect it yourself.

FORM DBD-002 / B
Official Channels
FILED WITH THE
OFFICE OF RECORDS
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Office of Fraud Prevention

Case File: Fraud Prevention

  • DBD has exactly one official mint address. It is published only on this portal.
  • Any other token using the same name or the ticker $DBD is not official. File it under "impostor."
  • Never trust a mint address posted outside official channels without verifying it against this portal.
  • The Department will never ask you for your seed phrase or private key. Anyone who does is committing fraud, not paperwork.
Department Bulletins
TO: All Citizens
FROM: The Clerk
RE: Finality of Decisions

“All decisions are final, especially the bad ones. Refunds are processed by the Department of Wishful Thinking, which does not exist.”

MEMORANDUM DBD-002
Sticky Note (Unfiled)

“Coffee machine broken. Approved anyway.”

FOUND ON DESK
FORM DBD-000 · Mandatory Boring Legal Document
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