Department of Bad Decisions
Office of Transparency · Public Verification
FILE NO. DBD-VERIFY
DON'T TRUST US.
VERIFY US.
Department of Bad Decisions · Office of Transparency
Don't trust us.
Don't trust us.
Verify us.
Every official wallet, channel and launch fact is published here from a single canonical record. Check it yourself.
Official use only
Approved
Do not distribute
1 · Project Status
The current, canonical state of the $DBD project.
STATUS RECORD
$DBD · Pre-Launch
Token…
Status…
Network…
Launch Platform…
Official Mint…
No official $DBD contract address exists yet.
Any token currently claiming to be the official $DBD is not verified by the Department. When a mint is issued, it will appear on this page and in the record above.
2 · Official Wallets
Real Solana addresses. No balances shown. Verify each on Solscan.
Balances are intentionally not displayed. Click an address to open it on Solscan and inspect it yourself.
3 · Official Channels
The only channels the Department speaks through. Anything else is not us.
FORM DBD-002
Register of Official Channels
Website…
X…
Telegram…
GitHub…
Office of Fraud Prevention
4 · Anti-Scam Notice
- The Department will never ask for your seed phrase or private key.
- The Department will never DM you first asking for money.
- There is currently no official $DBD mint address.
- Verify the future mint on this page before interacting with any token claiming to be $DBD.
- Ignore contract addresses published by unofficial accounts.
5 · Launch Policy
What the Department is not doing. On the record.
POLICY RECORD
Launch Policy
PresaleNone
Private RoundNone
Guaranteed ReturnsNone
Promised UtilityNone
Official Mint…
6 · Why This Exists
Department of Bad Decisions is satire first, token second.
We are not asking visitors to trust anonymous promises. The official website, channels, wallets, launch information and, once issued, the official mint will be published here for verification.
- No guaranteed returns.
- No guaranteed liquidity.
- No promise that $DBD will increase in value.
7 · John
John · The Clerk
John has reviewed the paperwork.
He recommends checking it yourself.
Approved
8 · Bad Decision Register
A running record of decisions that should probably not have been made.
FORM DBD-000 · Mandatory Boring Legal Document
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